Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The Twelve Weeks of Jon's First Semester!

Since there has been word of me listening to Christmas music before American Thanksgiving, I came up with this new song that works perfectly for all to hear! Sing along with me if you want to enjoy the upcoming Christmas Holiday!!!

(Personally I can’t believed my luck worked out so well in relation to this song… you’ll understand when you finish the song) :P

*It goes in the tune for the 12 Days of Christmas, except that it’s NOW called the “12 Weeks of Jon’ First Semester” :D


On the first week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… 1 paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the second week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… 1 midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the third week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… 1 paper due for History of the Jews, a midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the fourth week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… 1 paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a paper due for History of the Jews, a midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the fifth week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE IN-CLAAAAAAAASSSSS MIDTERM FOR RABBINICAL THOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHTTTTTT, a paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a paper due for History of the Jews, a midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the sixth week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… another paper due for Intertestamental Literature, OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE IN-CLAAAAAAAASSSSS MIDTERM FOR RABBINICAL THOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHTTTTTT, a paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a paper due for History of the Jews, a midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the seventh week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… 1 New Testament Exam due for one of the end of the year exams, another paper due for Intertestamental Literature, OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE IN-CLAAAAAAAASSSSS MIDTERM FOR RABBINICAL THOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHTTTTTT, a paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a paper due for History of the Jews, a midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the eighth week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… 1 final paper due for Prophetic Landscape, a New Testament Exam due for one of the end of the year exams, another paper due for Intertestamental Literature, OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE IN-CLAAAAAAAASSSSS MIDTERM FOR RABBINICAL THOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHTTTTTT, a paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a paper due for History of the Jews, a midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the ninth week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… 1 final paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a final paper due for Prophetic Landscape, a New Testament Exam due for one of the end of the year exams, another paper due for Intertestamental Literature, OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE IN-CLAAAAAAAASSSSS MIDTERM FOR RABBINICAL THOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHTTTTTT, a paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a paper due for History of the Jews, a midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the tenth week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… 1 final exam paper due for Prophetic Landscape, a final paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a final paper due for Prophetic Landscape, a New Testament Exam due for one of the end of the year exams, another paper due for Intertestamental Literature, OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE IN-CLAAAAAAAASSSSS MIDTERM FOR RABBINICAL THOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHTTTTTT, a paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a paper due for History of the Jews, a midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the eleventh week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… 1 final exam due for Rabbinical Thought, a final exam paper due for Prophetic Landscape, a final paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a final paper due for Prophetic Landscape, a New Testament Exam due for one of the end of the year exams, another paper due for Intertestamental Literature, OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE IN-CLAAAAAAAASSSSS MIDTERM FOR RABBINICAL THOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHTTTTTT, a paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a paper due for History of the Jews, a midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamental Literature!

On the twelfth week of JUC, my professor gave to meeeeee… 1 final exam due for History of the Jews, a final exam due for Rabbinical Thought, a final exam paper due for Prophetic Landscape, a final paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a final paper due for Prophetic Landscape, a New Testament Exam due for one of the end of the year exams, another paper due for Intertestamental Literature, OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE IN-CLAAAAAAAASSSSS MIDTERM FOR RABBINICAL THOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHTTTTTT, a paper due for Rabbinical Thought, a paper due for History of the Jews, a midterm paper due for Prophetic Landscape, and a paper due for Intertestamentaaaaaaaaaaaal Literatuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!!!!!

Hope you enjoyed that!

If you want a Christmas gift from me this year, I can send you the BOOK that will be completed by the end of this semester.


Merry Early Christmas :D

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Another Goofy Story

I had to give you another one that I forgot to post last week.

If anyone has been in a bus that has been jump started, please raise your hand. (My hand is raised)

Last week I was heading home after one of my night classes. We hit the first Arab community and half way through the bus just shuts down. We luckily pulled over at 1 of 2 gas stations that two communities have. This made me feel a bit better as I thought the gas station people... what do you call them? I have no idea... lets call them real men. I thought these real men would find the problem, fix it fast, and send us off, preventing me from walking an hour home.

BUT instead of the real men, about 5-6 guys got out of the bus, went to the back of the bus and started pushing the bus. The bus driver could not jump start it for about 2 blocks. So here is this bus, being pushed by 5-6 guys down a one lane Arab community full of people. They eventually pushed it far enough to a downhill slope where they all jumped in right away. We coasted down this tiny hill WHERE the bus driver was able to jump start the bus. I was laughing during this whole thing, and when the bus first broke down, I looked at this old guy who glared at my laughing and then got off the bus to walk... poor him. I found another teenager who didn't speak any english and we laughed a bit together.

I got home just fine :P

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Clutzes

Ok. So this is Jon.

Today for breakfast I made pancakes and coffee. While I was drinking some coffee I tried stirring it by swirling it in my cup. Unfortunately, it spilled all over my shorts. While I was getting up to get a paper towel from the kitchen, I tripped on the computer cord and almost fell over. Kasey then laughed at my misfortune. She sounded like this: "HahahahahahahaooOOHHHAAAAWWWWWW"... while she was laughing she spilled coffee all over HER pillow and HER shorts! I laughed my head off.

We are awesome.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Blessing/Praise

(by Kasey)

This morning, I woke up with a migraine and had to go back to bed for half an hour. I dragged myself out of bed and to school in time for my first class, stopping in the office to clock in and check for copies or notices.

In my box, I found a blank white envelope. The inside was stuffed with cash.

Whoever you are, THANK YOU!

God is good.